30 Fresh Tweets From Funny X Users Who Are Still Calling It Twitter (July 29, 2023)

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    Smile - Lee Travis @LeeTravis_ Boss: you free for a quick chat? Me: sure 12:03 AM 7/25/23 from Earth 1.2M Views 4,719 Retweets 317 Quotes . ...
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    Gesture - James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak "Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan's always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call..." . CLEAR 2,063 Retweets 52 Quotes ED800000 3:42 PM 7/21/23 from Earth 544K Views CART ... №k MSNBC
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    Water - atrophy wife @zuza_real this must be like The Avengers for people who know multiplication tables 9:49 AM 7/23/23 from Earth.4.5M Views ... 13.9K Retweets 1,128 Quotes FASTER
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    Font - meg "Mackinac" bitchell @MeganBitchell In my Oppenheimer screening there was a group of 10 teenage boys in front of me and when he said the "I have become death" line the first time they all turned to the guy in the middle and soy faced at him and like violently shook him 1:44 PM 7/22/23 from Earth - 2.2M Views 2,028 Retweets 131 Quotes
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    Brown - A. SAXON @SAXONFLOOD Going to the Ku Klux Klan vs. Knights of Columbus benefit basketball game for the Jewish Relief Fund in the Masonic Auditorium, anyone want to come? BASKETBALL GAME Ku Klux Klan vs. Knights of Columbus BENEFIT OF JEWISH RELIEF FUND IN THE MASONIC AUDITORIUM Advancement of Colored People Sponsor ST. PATRICK'S DAY, MARCH 17 Sputnik Globe Trotters vs Thor Rockets What is happening here? I'm so confused
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    Font - Sophia Benoit @1followernodad my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie's life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this 11:13 AM 7/22/23 from Earth.5.2M Views ... 12.9K Retweets 841 Quotes
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    Forehead - Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_....1h Al Hilal you can take me. I look like Kylian Mbappe
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    Clothing - John Rich @JohnRichTV Aaron Rodgers looks like he's wearing an Aaron Rodgers Halloween costume for children NEW YORK . 0 1:36 PM 7/23/23 from Earth. 4.2M Views
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    Product - Gabe Fleisher @WakeUp2Politics The perfect gift for the William Howard Taft- loving hardcore gamer in your life... = Etsy us presidents poster хо ↑ Add to cart 3 NGLED $53.10 $59.00 (10% Off) William Howard Taft Headphone Stand | President Headset Stand | Perfect Gamer Gift Angled Designers ✰✰✰✰✰ ✓ Arrives soon! Get it by Jul 24-Aug 3 if you order today Returns accepted Pay in 4 installments of $13.27. Klarna. Learn more ...
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    Font - Everything Out Of C... @EverythingOOC The Simpsons can't keep getting away with it Homer J Simpson ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT THOSE STICKERS ON APPLES? I'M GUESSING YES. Subscribe 14.1K Retweets 1,212 Quotes X 1:47 PM 7/24/23 from Earth. 8.5M Views
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    Font - Ben Collins @oneunderscore____ This logo is giving extreme "Have a panic attack when you're screensharing on Zoom" energy. XX M Inbc Talk (67) Home / Twitter twitter.com 3:34 PM 7/24/23 from Earth. 620K Views 944 Retweets 40 Quotes
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    Font - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker I ain't typing "X" into the URL bar my wife is right behind me 2:38 PM 7/23/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views 3,941 Retweets 112 Quotes
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    Product - TALK LIKE TED How to feel like you're getting ahead but actually procrastinate MENENTUR Moalice 6 Lifespan www. Why We W THE POWER OF HABIT CHA D LED Yang Pern de Pepp the over- thinking cure THE $100 STARTUP @levelsio @levelsio CHRIS Hyper focus . and Ac The ternational Sell Thinking. Fast and Slow The Ko Malcolm Gladwell Outliers Why Has M Nobody Told Me This Before? the power of self- discipline DAVEL GOLMAN EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE 5AM REVOLUTION DAN LOCA pa REASONS TO STAY ALIVE Mat
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    Human - No Context Brits @NoContextBrits Vegetables: "We need to be stored in special conditions with ideal humidity and temperature." Potatoes: 10:28 AM 7/22/23 from Earth. 4.6M Views . 12.2K Retweets 281 Quotes
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    Couch - mr pussy @_mrpussy thinking about this basic bitch sorority girl looking ass with leg tattoos of serial killers Imao 10:24 AM 7/22/23 from Earth 2.6M Views . 1,110 Retweets 906 Quotes YOU CAN T FM . ...
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    Hair - kira @kirawontmiss they should call this the "dickhead" Woman of Wonder Is this a new haircut trend? 1:30 PM 7/22/23 12.8M Views Subscribe 15.7K Retweets 576 Quotes @WonderW.... 1d cá 4
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    Font - EXISTENCE PAINT Achilles de Flandres @WeNotSocks My girl said she tired of us not doing anything on weekends, so I planned a whole weekend of activities starting with rock climbing at 6 am on Saturday followed by golf, tennis, ice skating, blacksmithing, paint & sip, axe throwing, shooting range, & fishing. She says "Ewww.no." 5:02 PM 7/21/23 from Earth 10.8M Views . . 3,032 Retweets 4,081 Quotes
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    Nose - G @stevensongs maury n New York Post @nypost 9h I almost died in a shark attack - now I'm pregnant with my first child trib.al/GYVuOc5 2:26 PM 7/22/23 from Earth. 28.7K Views
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    Font - Alex Nunn @grantalexnunn When law school exams come to life... FOX13 10:08 PM 66° SEATTLE SHOOTING & DOG ATTACK WOMAN ATTACKED BY DOG CALLS POLICE ►DOGS PLACED BACK IN APARTMENT, THEN LET BACK OUT ANOTHER PERSON ATTACKED BY DOGS MAN ATTEMPTS TO SHOOT DOGS, SHOOTS WOMAN ►WOMAN SHOT WAS BURGLARIZING APT 11:35 AM - 7/18/23 from Earth. 129K Views 271 Retweets 27 Quotes
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    Font - Arriving 30 minutes early @Internet Hippo Actually getting stupider over time is the most human trait Al can have TECH. A.I. Over just a few months, ChatGPT went from correctly answering a simple math problem 98% of the time to just 2%, study finds BY PAOLO CONFINO July 19, 2023 at 4:29 PM PDT 11:10 AM 7/21/23 from Earth. 10M Views . 19.4K Retweets 1,061 Quotes
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    Product - manny @mannyfidel me watching usa vs england: let's goooo american revolution part 2 me watching usa vs vietnam: 9:06 PM 7/21/23 from Earth.850K Views 929 Retweets 39 Quotes : ...
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    Font - Lu @blxcksaint urine having a built in color spectrum to let you know your current hydration level is not only subtle but some real intuitive game design 6:02 PM 7/20/23 from Earth. 4.7M Views 17.7K Retweets 589 Quotes
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    Jaw - chulo. @NickyChulo Earth is having a cookout this summer and we are the meats, baby 4:53 PM 7/18/23 from Earth. 1.8M Views 8,326 Retweets 544 Quotes
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    Photograph - manny @mannyfidel why is kevin durant on this Imao USA Basketball Go get that fifth star Good luck @USWNT USA @usabasketball - 23h USA 12 FOR TOA GOOD LUCK RK
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    Font - andy van slyke @im_all_id Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days 10:48 AM 7/21/23 from Earth. 6.5M Views 43.2K Retweets 3,741 Quotes
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    Font - Avy @NOTAVYVERT To the men who just held me at gun point on 63rd and King Drive and made me nae nae, you're a bunch of cowards. 12:19 AM 7/21/23 from Earth - 894K Views . . 2,244 Retweets 304 Quotes
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    Sports equipment - Big Baby David @BigBabyDavid_ me when i fart MLB TR MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderum.... 6h Odor released. mlbtraderumors.com/2023/07/padres... 4:35 PM 7/24/23 from Earth. 1.5M Views 1,231 Retweets 13 Quotes :
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    Shorts - Lance A @Bornakang Bro pulled out a whole damn math equation for this Imao @lavaxgrl guess my height . . Subscribe 11:21 PM 7/23/23 from Earth 20.5M Views 16.1K Retweets 946 Quotes internet hall of fame @InternetHOF 5'2" ± 1 inch Phope-6. 9.3 phones 6.7x9.3=62.31 in 12.√√62.31 = (5.11
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    Font - Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella I need to sit down The Cool S is a graffiti sign in popular culture that is typically doodled on children's notebooks or graffitied on walls. The exact origin of the Cool S is unknown, but an instance was found in an 1890 geometry textbook[1] 10:59 AM 7/25/23 from Earth 656K Views . 1,426 Retweets 84 Quotes
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    Cat - petfinder names @petfinderna... 2h she's perfect Dryer Lint Domestic Short Hair H Brookl [] Feedback

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